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Zero Punctuation: Painkiller
escapistmagazine.com — This week, a Painkiller retrospective.
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- Suil, on 05/21/2008, -36/+75The new lay out for the videos looks great. Shame the servers are getting hammered so hard that it cannot be watched.
Even if no one can watch the video anyway, this will still get to the front page ;)- Borgcube, on 05/21/2008, -1/+11Well said, I had to wait for 10 minutes just for the page to load and I can't even start the video. 28 diggs already and I don't think anyone even saw it
- protogenxl, on 05/21/2008, -1/+4The site has been like this since 12pm EST
- dOOBiEx213, on 05/21/2008, -10/+1this fail review fails
- bigsped, on 05/21/2008, -2/+18It loaded nearly instantly for me...
- Razer210, on 05/21/2008, -0/+18Well...
DETACHABLE PENIS - IAmCuteKitty, on 05/21/2008, -1/+0i love this
- protogenxl, on 05/21/2008, -1/+4The site has been like this since 12pm EST
- unicronband, on 05/21/2008, -2/+37I like the fact that the video controls actually load now. It helps when you're at work and need to pause the video as Yahtzee is unleashing a profanity-laced tirade involving triple-***** hookers and such. Moms with children tend to have an aversion to that sort of thing.
- Eucolastic, on 05/21/2008, -7/+1never really liked em! lol
- dOOBiEx213, on 05/21/2008, -8/+1yahtzee fails?
- JBobtheGr8, on 05/21/2008, -17/+0It loaded instantly. T3 internet connection ftw!
- Wartz, on 05/21/2008, -0/+13Your connection is only has fast as the server you are connecting to. Stop acting like a T3 is some special magic thing.
- gutistg, on 05/21/2008, -0/+6My T3 internet connection can conjure buttons and paperclips, animate small bits of organic matter, and levitate pieces of paper.
- Bananas21ca, on 05/22/2008, -1/+1I got a OC-192
Lick my nads - JBobtheGr8, on 05/22/2008, -0/+0What if it is some magic thing? I got my internet connection in a Faustian deal.
- Wartz, on 05/21/2008, -0/+13Your connection is only has fast as the server you are connecting to. Stop acting like a T3 is some special magic thing.
- shondell, on 05/21/2008, -1/+1Dugg for Stairway to Heaven
- OblivionMage, on 05/22/2008, -1/+4Here is a mirror
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FSjl-bcvK5o
- Borgcube, on 05/21/2008, -1/+11Well said, I had to wait for 10 minutes just for the page to load and I can't even start the video. 28 diggs already and I don't think anyone even saw it
- thecoin, on 05/21/2008, -39/+2watch only for the end song, wait no that would be gay
- Kingpin7, on 05/21/2008, -3/+7http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10071 ...
- Nayson, on 05/21/2008, -8/+189Latest score:
Yahtzee 1-0 Escapistmagazine's bandwidth.- dOOBiEx213, on 05/21/2008, -26/+1hey i think yahtzee fails
- Nevarius, on 05/21/2008, -16/+2Odd, Escapist usually only slows down for me a little bit on Wednesdays. (and no i don't have 56k internet thank you (10mb-d/5mb-u)
- minc727, on 05/21/2008, -1/+4http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSjl-bcvK5o
- OblivionMage, on 05/22/2008, -3/+1Mirror: http://youtube.com/watch?v=FSjl-bcvK5o
- YoctoYotta, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1Exclusive mirror:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSjl-bcvK5o
- bigmuffpi, on 05/21/2008, -16/+6dugg in anticipation.
- Doomsan, on 05/21/2008, -14/+5Wednesday server overload.
- higuy, on 05/21/2008, -15/+8Man, Yahtzee has really gone uphill.
- glasnostic, on 05/21/2008, -12/+91i feel about the Escapist's servers the way Yahtzee feels about most games.
- Maverick0420, on 05/21/2008, -25/+20I need a Painkiller just for the headache of trying to get on the escapist's servers..
- Mejogid, on 05/21/2008, -3/+8*pause for laughter*
- bigsped, on 05/21/2008, -1/+17I see wh...eh forget it.
- duncan91, on 05/21/2008, -19/+6Dugg for stairway
- strangewill, on 05/24/2008, -0/+1Because why digg for content when you can digg for an overhyped song!
- Renfer, on 05/21/2008, -13/+18been wondering what game i should play next. i think i'll go out and get the game now
- Pyroteknik, on 05/21/2008, -0/+4http://www.amazon.com/Dreamcatcher-PCO45150MB-Pain ...
10 bucks - Rosco, on 05/22/2008, -0/+2I just reinstalled my Gold Edition for another round of madness.
- Pyroteknik, on 05/21/2008, -0/+4http://www.amazon.com/Dreamcatcher-PCO45150MB-Pain ...
- vman81, on 05/21/2008, -6/+445Yay, finally a review of a game where i can set the graphics to "high" :D
- greatblackowl, on 05/21/2008, -4/+35There's really no reason to invest in the hardware to run crappy modern titles like Crysis when you could pick up a legal copy of this game new off Amazon for $4. Just bought Far Cry today for $5. Hopefully, too, companies will start optimizing better as hardware requirements become so much greater than what standard comps offer. CoD4 will run on my 3 yr old laptop, so that's one additional sale that game had.
- Tyrghast, on 05/21/2008, -24/+12You actually paid for Crysis and Far Cry? Torrenting and rapidshare man, its the future. I pirated Crysis, saw it for what it was (a glorified dev kit) and did not buy it. However, I downloaded CoD4, saw it for what it was (a really fun game) and bought it. It's not about illegal/legal.
Its about fair evaluation of a product before you spend hard earned cash on it. I can test drive a car all afternoon, I can sample a meal at any restaurant, and I download games to decide whether they are worth it. If only i could have tried Assasin's Creed for the 360 before I bought it, it was so bad...
And please don't talk about 'investing in hardware'. It's a pretty cheap investment nowadays.- lordtyros, on 05/21/2008, -24/+14Not everyone buys games with their allowance money. If you can afford to buy games, you should. Yes, even the bad ones. If you want to test *****, download the demo.
- leerayIG88, on 05/21/2008, -10/+10@lordtyros
You are a douche. - BlackKnight6, on 05/21/2008, -5/+17It IS about legal and illegal. Just because the way current technology is and distribution being easy when it comes to software doesn't mean you can download full versions of games for free. When you buy a game, you are mostly paying for the game, not the DVD and associated distribution costs (distro/manu costs are around 7% http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20061221-8479 ... ) Hell, with Steam and other similar services, you are paying for server costs.
Download the damn demo and if you want to see more, buy the damn thing. Like cars, homes, TV's, computers, and so on, you can't take them for free and then decide to pay for if you think it sucks or not. Games are IP and you should have to pay for the full version.
And don't give me crap about it doesn't cost them anything. If you are playing the full version of a game and pirated it, you stole the game and SHOULD be paying for it. It not about whether or not you are a "lost sale" or not. Whether or not you like the game does not determine the price or if you have the pay. The fact is you HAVE the FULL game and there WAS NO SALE, it was stolen. - greatblackowl, on 05/21/2008, -3/+5As a policy, I don't pirate software. Movies and music are fair game. As for cheap hardware, I have a laptop that cost a fair bit when I went to college, and I've been on a college budget for the past few years. I didn't buy Crysis, but I have no qualms about paying $5 for a piece of software I've played before (demo, plus the crappy ad-supported version from back in the day). I played the CoD4 demo and saw that it worked and was fun. Plus, my university hands out honor court warnings for downloading too much via bittorrent.
- mizike, on 05/21/2008, -0/+5I love how you say pirating is the future....I remember pirating a game by copying it to 44 floppy disks after downloading all the 1.44MB files from a local BBS on a 14.4kbps modem....when my mom picked up the phone I was pissed....now I feel old...*****...
- Lyph5, on 05/22/2008, -5/+2I pirated CoD4, saw it for what it was, an average shooter (at best) and uninstalled it and deleted the images.
- AzureRise, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1BlackKnight it's not exactly the same. I can return a crappy tv or computer, but most stores won't take back games because they assume you made a copy. They'll let you exchange a faulty copy for the same game or give you store credit if even that. They also usually won't take a game back because you thought it sucked. I was given a pirated copy of CoD4 and thought it was an amazing game on so many levels. The gameplay, story, how well it was optimized, so I went out and bought it.
- BlackKnight6, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1AzureRise, no, they aren't the same, but that doesn't mean they don't share similarities. Just because you can't take a game back doesn't mean you are allowed to download it illegally. Many people here may say if the game they pirated is good they will buy it but most won't. Just because one product has a certain return policy doesn't mean other products that don't are fair game for stealing. If TVs and other such products could be copied in the same way software can, I assure you the policy would be different.
CoD4 had a demo, you didn't even need to get the pirated version from whomever. If you have a console, you can also rent games as well before you buy (or decide not to buy). The point is, to play the content that is only in the full version, you should be paying, no matter what. Trial and demo content are out there for a reason. - AzureRise, on 05/23/2008, -0/+1Lots of games don't have demos and downloading is the only way to find out. However I didn't even download Call of Duty 4. It was literally handed to me. I was never into the Call of Duty series before and that got me into it and I've bought a couple Call of Duty games since. Most people also don't to go through the trouble of renting, but I have found a decent solution.
In the games section of Vuze http://www.vuze.com/content/BucketBrowse.htm?sp=SG ...
You can legally download full games with trial periods and then purchase the full version if you want to. Either by using your credit card or going out to the store to buy a copy of the game. If you want after you buy it at the store you can even just enter the serial and continue from where you were. I think this is a huge step in the right direction and many people who resort to pirating to see if they like a game should try it. It's a torrent service and their torrents are always extremely fast. - ployd, on 05/23/2008, -1/+1I don't really care If I rip someone off. Especially if it's an older game. It's not like I'm making anybodys life any worse, and I don't have money to waste on things that I can get for free.
- Tyrghast, on 05/21/2008, -24/+12You actually paid for Crysis and Far Cry? Torrenting and rapidshare man, its the future. I pirated Crysis, saw it for what it was (a glorified dev kit) and did not buy it. However, I downloaded CoD4, saw it for what it was (a really fun game) and bought it. It's not about illegal/legal.
- sexybobo, on 05/21/2008, -0/+40Yay a review of a game that sounds fun and cost $10 and they have it on steam so i don't have to wait for it to be delivered
http://www.steampowered.com/v/index.php?area=app&A ...- bluenash, on 05/21/2008, -0/+5thanks for the tip
- YojimboJango, on 05/21/2008, -0/+12Honestly, "If it's on steam I might just get it." was the first thing I thought too.
- Terr01, on 05/21/2008, -0/+11Psychonauts. NOW!
- Zyphron, on 05/22/2008, -0/+5Awesome...Thank you. And Greatblackowl is completely right about PC developers needing to learn that making good games is much better than making graphics fests. Much as I like the fact that my PC can render the pants off a PS3 or a 360, I still love to play Warcraft 3 and starcraft which were made years ago.
Note to PC developers...instead of CRYing about how people are pirating your game (when they probably would not have bought it anyway) why don't you look at the people that are doing it right (HINT: Blizzard, Valve, Gas Powered Games) and follow their lead.- BlackKnight6, on 05/22/2008, -0/+2You can't really pirate WoW and Valve has a pretty big fan base and its own distribution system that curbs SOME pirating by making it easy and safe to get a game. I just wanted to point that out. If a game sucks and people don't want it, why are people pirating it then? I don't think the worse a game is the more it is pirated. I would argue that the better a game is and the more popular it is, the more it is pirated.
- strangewill, on 05/24/2008, -0/+1WoW apparently is pretty easy to pirate and use on a private server, though I own a legal copy and only ran a private service for amusement purposes (it gets lonely). Mainly the point comes from it not being as fun when pirated, and is totally worth the money not being spent on other games.
- greatblackowl, on 05/21/2008, -4/+35There's really no reason to invest in the hardware to run crappy modern titles like Crysis when you could pick up a legal copy of this game new off Amazon for $4. Just bought Far Cry today for $5. Hopefully, too, companies will start optimizing better as hardware requirements become so much greater than what standard comps offer. CoD4 will run on my 3 yr old laptop, so that's one additional sale that game had.
- gh0st32, on 05/21/2008, -75/+101"the only way the gun could be more awesome is if it had ***** and is on fire"
yes! Epic win!- gutistg, on 05/21/2008, -1/+10Someone needs to make a mod.
- joshcxa, on 05/21/2008, -1/+25someone needs to stop saying epic
- Spartyon, on 05/21/2008, -15/+11you piece of *****. using the term epic refers to something that is never going to be forgotten, something that is burned in your brain forever. However this video while it was really funny, is not epic. You will forget the 99 percent of the content by next wednesday when the next "epic" win comes about.
- devindotcom, on 05/22/2008, -3/+1Make sure YOU know what epic means before you correct someone on its usage.
- nephilimx, on 05/22/2008, -0/+414yr olds will always use dumb slang
- j0etb, on 05/22/2008, -0/+0No it was epic. ***** and lightning!
- Neorio, on 05/22/2008, -1/+0Flaming tit gun FTW
- gutistg, on 05/21/2008, -1/+10Someone needs to make a mod.
- BoonTobias, on 05/21/2008, -75/+348 diggs with 14 comments and not on the front page yet?
- D14BL0, on 05/21/2008, -0/+16A friendly change from "3 diggs 0 comments and frontpaged?"
- Maverick0420, on 05/21/2008, -110/+18zomg a gun that shoots shurikins and lightning to kill more dudes!!
if it had ***** and was on fire would be even more faacken oresum!!!- rezonq3, on 05/21/2008, -9/+2I almost fell out of my chair on that one. People in the office are looking at me, interested in why I am crying from laughing so hard.
- J3EBS, on 05/21/2008, -3/+11Oh no.. Myspace is invading Digg again. Am I going to have to hear about how got your homies backs and all da b1tchez in da w0rld can suck "deez nutz" while you listen to some strange mix of classical music and rap thinking that it's going to be the next hot-shot (probably more likely literally shot) rapper?
- sleepwalkers, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1If you're referring to "faacken oresum," I'd venture a guess and say that sounds more like Coach Z than what you're describing.
- Maverick0420, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1dumbass its from his earlier review of GTA4
- GunsNMoses, on 05/22/2008, -1/+4BOO! Way to reiterate what I just watched. You're that ***** who says every funny line of a movie when he leaves it. Douche.
- yoshi8710, on 05/21/2008, -13/+4wow, this is the first time i've seen zero punctuation before it was on the main page.
cool... i guess.
i might actually get this game... it seems interesting... ill at least watch some gameplay videos- mickstephenson, on 05/21/2008, -1/+9There is a reason inner monologue should stay in your head.. its boring and no one cares
- Keiotic, on 05/21/2008, -10/+2His Birthday's coming up. Happy Birthday to the man!
- Seipher, on 05/21/2008, -30/+8I'm liking the new layout, it was just a bad day to do it, now everyone is spamming the site.
I'm really gonna have to check this game out, I've only heard whispers about it before and now it looks freaking awesome.
*EDIT*
It shoots lightning bolts and shurikens!- Loonacy, on 05/21/2008, -2/+10Just FYI you can get Painkiller and the "Sequel" (read: Expansion Pack) on Steam, if you're into that sort of thing.
One of the features that only barely made it into Yahtzee's review is the bunny hopping. Several secrets require the use of bunny hopping to get to, which in my book gives this game an instant A.
For those who don't know: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunny_hopping - Guitarsenal, on 05/21/2008, -2/+3"spamming"
I do not think that word means what you think it means...
- Loonacy, on 05/21/2008, -2/+10Just FYI you can get Painkiller and the "Sequel" (read: Expansion Pack) on Steam, if you're into that sort of thing.
- CollapseControl, on 05/21/2008, -13/+4That's right, PAINKILLER, go play it.
It is better than HAZE, lmao. - mrballistic, on 05/21/2008, -13/+35the final level of painkiller was easily one of the best designed levels i've ever played. great stuff, that. i'm actually surprised that he didn't talk about it.
- jgtg32a, on 05/21/2008, -0/+7He kinda did
- Genma, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1now I feel like I missed out by not playing it through. I remember this game from back in the day, got bored of it about halfway in. I was always either scared ***** or wondering wtf am I going, a mix of terrifying combat with mind numbingly boring aimless wandering in between, couldn't handle the emotional rollercoaster. there were definitely some nice weapons though so for anyone who likes those kind of horror shooters it's not bad, atmosphere and art is top. and he was right the soul collecting mechanic kind of sucked.
- aithk608, on 05/21/2008, -13/+6"detachable detachable penis!"
much too catchy for its own good. - zdiddy85, on 05/21/2008, -19/+155These comments are just getting worse and worse...
- Bilabrin, on 05/21/2008, -14/+6Oh man, Serious Sam was brilliant as well, glad he mentioned it. I'm getting so sick of storyline and puzzles in my FPS. What happened to intro's like the one in Master Blaster. That's the way you start off a game!
Here's a video- watch until 0:35 to get the idea- 35 seconds of intro, that's ALL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8Hue3jjzcE&feature ...- PabloIV, on 05/21/2008, -0/+5That is both awesome and astonishingly senseless.
Sum up of Master Blaster story.
Boy has Frog
Frog runs away
Frog stumbles upon radiactive mutating box (in boy's backyard)
Frog is mutated (into giant [evil?] super frog)
Frog digs hole
Boy follows Frog into hole
Boy finds super high tech tank with suit that fits him
*Game Start* - yohnstoppable, on 05/21/2008, -0/+1Serious Sam would give me a headache after playing it too long. There were just SO MANY ENEMIES. And those headless ***** who are yelling, and you don't know what direction they are coming from. Actually, they are coming from all directions.
I die playing serious sam not because I ***** up and lose. My brain stops functioning, and I basically just let myself die. Kind of like when you are playing a fast guitar hero song, and say "***** it, i can't keep up with this *****" and stop playing altogether.- Bilabrin, on 05/21/2008, -0/+3It helps to have ADHD.
- PabloIV, on 05/21/2008, -0/+5That is both awesome and astonishingly senseless.
- SgtHobo, on 05/21/2008, -29/+30Shurikens and lightning!
- Frostek, on 05/21/2008, -0/+33Very, very frightening me!
- molochi, on 05/21/2008, -2/+22Galileo... Galileo,
Galileo... Galileo,
Galileo...
Figaro magnifico...- dansmeek, on 05/22/2008, -0/+12I'm just a poor boy, nobody likes me.
- Xander512, on 05/22/2008, -0/+12He's just a poor boy from a poor family!
- PizzaPops, on 05/22/2008, -0/+12Spare him his life from this monstrosity
- MCee, on 05/22/2008, -0/+9Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
- dansmeek, on 05/22/2008, -0/+7Bismillah! No! We will not let you go!
- Dracker, on 05/27/2008, -0/+2LET ME GO!
- cesclaveria, on 06/05/2008, -0/+1Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-
- molochi, on 05/21/2008, -2/+22Galileo... Galileo,
- Frostek, on 05/21/2008, -0/+33Very, very frightening me!
- MacTyler, on 05/21/2008, -2/+352The three people at, "People Can Fly" studios are freaking out right about now.
- mrballistic, on 05/21/2008, -1/+10520, actually:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People_Can_Fly - lektroluv, on 05/21/2008, -1/+20Oh, have they been hiring?
- LanceUppercut, on 05/21/2008, -19/+4Why? Everyone on digg will just find the torrent. Fortunately it is not for mac, and i haven't noticed anyone actually admitting to owning anything but a mac on this site.
- farfegnugen, on 05/21/2008, -10/+3Torrenting now. I finally get to put BootCamp to use.
- bob12321, on 05/21/2008, -0/+5I am on a windows PC. It is only when you say 'Mac scks' or 'Windows sucks' no one pays attention to you.
- 4d669, on 05/21/2008, -8/+2http://btjunkie.org/torrent/Painkiller-Collection/ ...
- jgtg32a, on 05/21/2008, -4/+2and reported
- BugMeNot2, on 05/21/2008, -1/+30Stop being fags and buy the game.
- actionscripted, on 05/21/2008, -0/+13Agreed. If you're too cheap to support one of the only games a studio has produced that is now available for ~$4...***** you.
- jgtg32a, on 05/21/2008, -0/+7Its on steam as well
- InnerBlueAbyss, on 05/21/2008, -1/+4I agree, ***** the Mac
- pookkake, on 05/21/2008, -1/+16FASTER THAN A BULLET
TERRIFYING SCREAM
ENRAGED AND FULL OF ANGER HE'S HALF MAN AND HALF MACHINE
FLIES THE METAL MONSTER
BREATHING SMOKING AND FIRE
CLOSING IN WITH VENGEANC SOARING HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
HE... IS... THE PAIN KILLER!- Arkageon, on 05/22/2008, -0/+7I dugg you up. Judas Priest ftw!
- sylvok, on 05/22/2008, -0/+4Im off to buy this game now =P
- mrballistic, on 05/21/2008, -1/+10520, actually:
- scaaven2, on 05/21/2008, -22/+6Why does any zero punctuation review end up with like 3000 diggs? (i'm not trying to be negative here, I'm just asking)
- SlimeyPete, on 05/21/2008, -2/+33It's a rare example of Digg scores giving an accurate representation of quality.
- DarthShaun, on 05/21/2008, -4/+6Because Yahtzee is awesome and if you don't think so you're obviously STUPID.
- knetworx, on 05/22/2008, -2/+1You misspelled "facking styoopid".
- brstilson, on 05/21/2008, -0/+10Because a lot of people enjoy them?
- dzhastin, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1Because the only way Yahtzee could be awesomer would be if he had ***** and were on fire. No, wait...
- dOOBiEx213, on 05/21/2008, -38/+3Buried as fail.
- Cloud7654, on 05/21/2008, -3/+5Why yes, yes you were.
- Lane, on 05/21/2008, -17/+7I woke up this morning and my penis was missing again.
- freqk, on 05/21/2008, -0/+8It's from the song.
- Nevarius, on 05/21/2008, -0/+5You should really talk to your wife about that.
- Lane, on 05/21/2008, -1/+3this happens all the time; it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when I thnk it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it.
- Viriatus2, on 05/21/2008, -0/+3i think i've seen it flying somewhere in russia
- etx313, on 05/21/2008, -41/+4***** THING SUCKS!!
- MacTyler, on 05/21/2008, -0/+11Oh god not again.
- etx313, on 05/21/2008, -7/+1I'M GONNA DO IT LIVE!
- MacTyler, on 05/21/2008, -0/+11Oh god not again.
- Borgcube, on 05/21/2008, -11/+6Mirror anyone? I can't seem to get the video player to start... :/
- Borgcube, on 05/21/2008, -1/+4Well geee, you were sure helpful burying me like that, I don't think I could have solved the problem without your help. Certainly, I now see the error of my ways of asking for help in a thread that is otherwise filled with "Yahtzee FTW!" and "insert Yahtzee quote here". Jesus, people, get original, you're not being smart if you just quote what everyone except me saw and then choose not to help me to see the bloody thing and instead choose to bury me.
- Bilabrin, on 05/21/2008, -0/+1Yeah people here are total cowards. They read 3 words and if they aren't blown away it's tl;dr buried c-ya.
- Borgcube, on 05/21/2008, -1/+4Well geee, you were sure helpful burying me like that, I don't think I could have solved the problem without your help. Certainly, I now see the error of my ways of asking for help in a thread that is otherwise filled with "Yahtzee FTW!" and "insert Yahtzee quote here". Jesus, people, get original, you're not being smart if you just quote what everyone except me saw and then choose not to help me to see the bloody thing and instead choose to bury me.
- Sawta, on 05/21/2008, -14/+2The new page layout is absolutely terrible.
- Asvetic, on 05/21/2008, -9/+1Damnit, they changed the format, and now it's blocked! It was only a matter of time...
- mnemy, on 05/21/2008, -10/+54Dugg for the love of mindless murder and gore. Sometimes it's good to go back to the roots.
- yrtsiger, on 05/21/2008, -8/+2not the best but still amazing
- brstilson, on 05/21/2008, -13/+4"It could only be more awesome if it had ***** and was on fire."
- leerayIG88, on 05/21/2008, -10/+1I need a sexy voice.
- JohnDavis730, on 05/21/2008, -14/+35in my opinion (because i know everyone cares), i think its one of his best
bravo - darlyn, on 05/21/2008, -14/+6By this time of the day, Yahtzee has acquired at least 1,000 diggs and made it to the top of Digg's "Top 10 of the Day" queue. Slow day or what? (it was awesome, by the way.)
- ender7074, on 05/21/2008, -11/+9Still cant get to the escapist website. Looks like they need to add another hampster to the wheel that powers the servers.
- theone3, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1Ugh.. Sorry.. I usually don't mind but I just can't stand that misspelling of hamster... It's almost becoming normal. It's hamster, not ham_p_ster.
- oldsurly, on 05/21/2008, -6/+285Painkiller torrents just got a 10,000 person jump in leechers.
- Drakoola, on 05/21/2008, -3/+78It's on Steam for a mere $10, I'm buying it there so I don't have to feel like a jackass for stealing a quality game.
- castevens, on 05/21/2008, -23/+9I respect that. Unfortunately my broke ass won't be joining you.
- jgtg32a, on 05/21/2008, -5/+15You can't find $10?
If you're that poor sell your computer - Heavypettingzoo, on 05/22/2008, -4/+5I'd pay for it but steam wont let me buy stuff from out of north america... it can read my IP and doesnt let the purchase go through:( torret it is...
- EvaBehemoth, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1I bought the boxed version a few years back... but unfortunately the CD Key was printed on separate a 4x1cm bit of note card that would be easy enough to lose in its own new box.
Needless to say, its gone by now. :[ - fxu1989, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1I'll be downloading it ... if my computer can run it, I'll buy it.
My computer decide what it wants to do, when it wants to do it. Stupid computer >:(
- Drakoola, on 05/21/2008, -3/+78It's on Steam for a mere $10, I'm buying it there so I don't have to feel like a jackass for stealing a quality game.
- bagboyrebel, on 05/21/2008, -3/+50So I understand his point, but the original Doom DID have key hunting.
- lordblue, on 08/17/2008, -0/+1Yes, but they were easy to find. Not mind numbingly hard to locate as in some other games I could mention.
- NiGHTSChao, on 05/21/2008, -9/+8Loved that game
- BestJaxx, on 05/21/2008, -6/+16This was actually one of my favorite reviews. To be honest, I had been slightly dissapointed lately. Not nearly enough to stop watching, though.
- KnightMareInc, on 05/21/2008, -5/+7I want to play it again after watching this
- JackyAppleJones, on 05/21/2008, -14/+7What did he say about MGS4?
"blah blah blah verbose."?- Dexists, on 05/21/2008, -0/+0I'd check for you but the server has disappeared off to somewhere on the horizon.
- JBobtheGr8, on 05/22/2008, -0/+0He said MGS4 was a speck in the horizon/distance.
- Takfam, on 05/21/2008, -17/+120What Yahtzee is saying here is what I've been saying for years now. At what point do games get too realistic? I like a certain suspension of disbelief in my games, especially first person shooters. I want crazy over-the-top enemies and weapons (ie, a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning). I want campy dialog and bad puns a la Duke Nukem.
If you want games to be 100% authentic to real life, then maybe you should... oh I don't know... DO SOMETHING IN REAL LIFE!- Baylow, on 05/21/2008, -1/+68Umm, If there were games out there called "Get Stuck in Traffic Madness" or "Work all day then go home and fap" then maybe i'd see your point.
However, thanks to the legal restrictions of our society i think stealing cars, driving at ridiculous speeds, and shooting people is out of the question.- Pimpalicious316, on 05/21/2008, -1/+58"Work all day then go home and fap"
I actually have the current high-score in that one.- yohnstoppable, on 05/21/2008, -0/+12I beat your high score, but I used the "fire one out in the work bathroom after lunch" cheat
- lordtyros, on 05/21/2008, -4/+1Nah, you can actually get a higher score if you remove the "go home" part.
- Pimpalicious316, on 05/21/2008, -1/+58"Work all day then go home and fap"
- DarthShaun, on 05/21/2008, -0/+14As much as I love GTA IV, I won't rock out with my Glock out anytime soon.
- 1807, on 05/21/2008, -3/+1don't move to Chicago, you're not allowed to own a gun within city limits.
- 1807, on 05/21/2008, -3/+1don't move to Chicago, you're not allowed to own a gun within city limits.
- doublebummer, on 05/21/2008, -1/+7Does this mean that you think all movies and television shows should be cartoons?
- Takfam, on 05/21/2008, -1/+3I see what you're getting at here and you raise a good point.
To put it in the frame of your point: I like House and Deadliest Catch as much as the next guy, but when they start airing episodes of Lost on Adult Swim, I'm going to be pissed.
Realism has a place in games today, but not at the expense of innovation and fun.
- Takfam, on 05/21/2008, -1/+3I see what you're getting at here and you raise a good point.
- yohnstoppable, on 05/21/2008, -2/+14I agree on fun over realism. No More Heroes is a great example of how badass a game can get when a dev says "***** it, I'm ***** adding this in, because it sounds fun.".
- Takfam, on 05/21/2008, -1/+7I happen to be playing through No More Heroes right now and it is hands down one of the best games I've ever played for precisely that reason.
- Jonmad17, on 05/21/2008, -0/+3There is a market for both. Sometimes I want to play an ultra realistic simulator so i'll pop in Forza 2 or Microsoft Flight Sim. Although sometimes I want to just shoot people, so i'll play something like Gears of War or Halo 3.
- TruthOasis, on 05/22/2008, -1/+4Tell that to the creators of The Sims, i believe it's the best selling pc franchise of all time.
- sougly, on 05/26/2008, -0/+1e.g.
- Baylow, on 05/21/2008, -1/+68Umm, If there were games out there called "Get Stuck in Traffic Madness" or "Work all day then go home and fap" then maybe i'd see your point.
- tattertech, on 05/21/2008, -15/+10Dugg for the closing song.
- destron, on 05/21/2008, -18/+3
- pstroll, on 05/21/2008, -102/+9Sorry but Painkiller was absolute RUBBISH! Avoid at all cost...
- DarkShroud, on 05/21/2008, -4/+31Your mother was rubbish but your father still took a chance on her so you should do the same for this game.
- bigsteve, on 05/21/2008, -5/+6Wow, you were dugg down 13 times since I loaded the page ;)
Opinion != fact.- yohnstoppable, on 05/21/2008, -1/+6I think people take digging and burying too seriously. It's a simple mouse click to say whether you agree with someone or not. If no one agrees with you, then you get buried to *****. Not a big deal, really
- bigsteve, on 05/22/2008, -0/+3I sort of prefer the slashdot model. There's no (Score: -1, Disagree) there. Comments are modded by the quality of their argument, the points they bring up, what they bring to the discussion. Even unpopular views can get high scores if they don't sound like they're written by a 6th grader.
It's less of a popularity contest, and allows a reasonable system by which you can set a setting to tune out the noise. You can set a score threshold for comment viewing here on digg too, but it's useless as you'll still just get someone shouting something that everyone dugg up because it's popular.
- bigsteve, on 05/22/2008, -0/+3I sort of prefer the slashdot model. There's no (Score: -1, Disagree) there. Comments are modded by the quality of their argument, the points they bring up, what they bring to the discussion. Even unpopular views can get high scores if they don't sound like they're written by a 6th grader.
- NuclearFalcon, on 05/22/2008, -1/+0Thanks for sharing!
- yohnstoppable, on 05/21/2008, -1/+6I think people take digging and burying too seriously. It's a simple mouse click to say whether you agree with someone or not. If no one agrees with you, then you get buried to *****. Not a big deal, really
- Angostura, on 05/21/2008, -2/+5... because.... ?
- Meatball01, on 05/21/2008, -2/+136Dugg for Painkiller and Detachable Penis.
This game is great, it's only 10 dollars on Steam too.- MutatedNantuko, on 05/21/2008, -0/+8*****, I might go buy that right now...
- Iggins, on 05/21/2008, -1/+2Detachable Penis by King Missle
- 83457, on 05/21/2008, -1/+4I bet the number of people who watch this video, see this post and go to Steam to download PK will be significant. Score one for the internets
- knetworx, on 05/22/2008, -0/+6Painkiller and Detachable Penis
...sounds like a rough weekend... - RMoore08, on 05/22/2008, -6/+1and free on The Pirate Bay!
- Meatball01, on 05/22/2008, -0/+5Support small game developers. Ass.
- bumblefoot, on 05/21/2008, -7/+132dugg for a gun that fires shurikans and lightening
- Stupidumb, on 05/21/2008, -1/+7Stake Gun
- stopple, on 05/21/2008, -2/+12Did you mean: shurikens and lightning ?
- Kyral, on 05/21/2008, -5/+1*agrees with bumblefoot*
Oh Yahtzee, thou art amazing - pk7677, on 05/22/2008, -0/+2only wish it has ***** and on fire =/
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