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UPDATE: Hockey Player's Testicle is A-OK

sports.espn.go.com — Philadelphia Flyers left wing Patrick Thoresen was released from the hospital Saturday after tests revealed no serious injury from a shot that hit him in the groin. The boys are spared.

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  • Enche, on 04/13/2008, -7/+0I'd say B-Okay if he went to the hospital to begin with.

    ouch
  • sanjack, on 04/13/2008, -14/+2Only his girlfriend, wife, goat, sex toy will tell if his nut is still ok.
  • LMaxey, on 04/13/2008, -7/+4What a relief. The original story gave me a strange sinking feeling...
    • Coolone84, on 04/13/2008, -1/+8It gave me a strange shrinking feeling.
  • hackthesystem, on 04/13/2008, -2/+65Thank you for that much needed testicular update.
  • cvxdes1, on 04/13/2008, -7/+13You know you're important when people are posting about if your balls are alright on the internet.
  • dildoolielly, on 04/13/2008, -15/+6►Wow!

    In the realm of all-time world events, this story certainly has to rank up there with D-Day, the fall of the Roman Empire, or even the Big Bang itself... Well done, Diggers... Please keep us posted on Patrick's next bowel movement...
  • Dragonboarder94, on 04/13/2008, -2/+8Good to hear. I'm no Philly fan, but it sucks to see a player go down like that.
  • nemojonze, on 04/13/2008, -9/+7Dugg for "testicle" and "A-OK"
    • phazon88, on 04/13/2008, -3/+3Dugg for "UPDATE", "Hockey", "Player's" and "is".
  • rstarr, on 04/13/2008, -5/+2I haven't been this scarred since Tom Greens experience.
  • acid0426, on 04/13/2008, -4/+3Looked painful as hell, glad to see he's OK.
  • BJLStorm, on 04/13/2008, -18/+1Watch the video of the incident; I couldn't stop laughing:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
    • harryterry, on 04/13/2008, -2/+11next time you get a puck is shot at your balls, i'm going to laugh my ass off...and then stomp on them just for good measures
    • Synapse84, on 04/13/2008, -1/+6RHA0 is quickly becoming the new uuiU....
    • BJLStorm, on 04/13/2008, -11/+2Someone's a little bitter about the RickRoll.

      Look like it's time to retire this fad, Digg? (Dig me up for yes, dig me down for no)
  • bicyclethief, on 04/13/2008, -2/+15The pink and wrinkled everywhere rejoice.
  • dman24752, on 04/13/2008, -4/+5That is taking one for the team. You sir, are a hero!
    • EarlOfLade, on 04/13/2008, -2/+2It's not the only thing he takes for the team....
  • caLt, on 04/13/2008, -2/+5Pics or it didn't ha... never mind...
  • BurnedKirby, on 04/13/2008, -3/+6And why did we need to keep tabs on a hockey player's testicle in the first place? Some days I really wonder what digg will look like in a few years...
    • Kronos6948, on 04/14/2008, -0/+1Did you see the video? I don't care if it was a basketball player (a sport I don't follow), I'd wanna know how his two veg are doing. But, then again, in basketball, the only way that would happen is if someone hauled off with a baseball bat to his nuts or something.
    • cvxdes1, on 04/14/2008, -0/+0Some years I really wonder what digg will look like in a few days...
  • degron, on 04/13/2008, -1/+12Well that's just nuts!
  • amdforever, on 04/13/2008, -0/+4Dugg for awesome title.
  • EwMo, on 04/13/2008, -1/+1Darn right that guy (Green) better say he hopes "everything will be ok."
  • CYR1X, on 04/13/2008, -7/+1Who the ***** cares?
  • AmericanGunner, on 04/13/2008, -1/+2a ball saved is a puck scored
  • Nitrodist88, on 04/13/2008, -2/+2Shouldn't it be "the boys were spared"?
  • gumhucker, on 04/13/2008, -5/+1Wish this happened to all philly sports fans instead
  • damndj, on 04/13/2008, -1/+6Best news a man can ever get.
  • Mtc297c, on 04/13/2008, -7/+1Nobody Cares! The Flyers suck anyway.
  • imacbook, on 04/13/2008, -3/+0Pics or it didn't happen
  • joshuagor44, on 04/13/2008, -3/+0I think you mean les boys.
    • nmcphee, on 04/14/2008, -0/+1Philadelphia isn't a french city, is it?
  • Jeffler, on 04/13/2008, -1/+3Non-Rick Roll video of the accident:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=oTh9fo9znHk
  • RSS14, on 04/13/2008, -1/+2Good thing his testicle is alright . . . The wait I had to endure to hear this news made me really testy.
    /pun
  • dwray82, on 04/13/2008, -2/+0Nuts.
  • aaaleman, on 04/13/2008, -1/+2It's some guy's BALLS on the front page of digg.
    Think about that. A story about some dude's nutsack.
    It makes no sense.
  • gsxrmike04, on 04/13/2008, -1/+1lol thought this was funny after seeing the update in the title
  • hollyminkowski, on 04/13/2008, -1/+1Poor thing...I'm glad he is OK. That would be so scary for a guy I think.
  • haidalangara, on 04/13/2008, -0/+1dugg for the title of the post.
  • rdgilby, on 04/14/2008, -0/+0Whew! I was actually worried about this guy all day
  • 1timeuser, on 04/14/2008, -0/+1I 100% approve this message and this mans testicles!
  • triad203, on 04/14/2008, -0/+1What a pansy. A real hockey player would have laughed it off and then had his nads stitched back on after the game.

    /GO CAPS!
  • Nighthawke, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1And every male in the world winced when he got nailed...
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